i’m trying to figure out when i went from being a music lover to a real live concert promoter.

i can’t.

this is absurd.

we should probably get to work on the kwisatz haderach.

once, in 2004, at my very first bar show, i was going to see death from above 1979. it was at elwood’s in saint john. i was 15. i got in. i saw controller.controller open. and then i was kicked out for being underage.

this memory is so much more painful after watching the coachella footage.

i just heard about something called a “bacon party”. can this please stop?